3rd Oct, 2008

Anime genetics

You know, I think I just found the missing link in anime humanity's evolution. You know, that species that must have crossed in for anime humans to end up as they are. Behold the evidence!

14 year old mermaids from Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch Pure

Yes. that's fourteen year old mermaids in their human forms. And one wonders how on Earth they could disguise themselves, as those boobs aren't the usual size of thirteen to fourteen year olds. However it makes sense if they watched sports programs before venturing on land...

14 year old tennis players from Prince of Tennis

You know, never mind that rigorous training generally stunts puberty (and therefore, growth), here all Middle Schoolers are fourteen-going-on-thirty. Obviously these boys have some mermaid blood in them, because before the mermaids took contact with malekind, they were general scrawny boys such as Kaito, Gakuto and Michel running around. I say that we should thank the mermaids for giving anime folks their super-puberty genes, and therefore eye-candy such as the TeniPuri crowd.


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